You’re very welcome. This is the electronic house of John Walker, freelance writer and gadabout. I’ve been writing about videogames for the last ten years, for magazines including PC Gamer, PC Format, EDGE, and about a dozen others, as well as websites such as Eurogamer, The Escapist, and of course Rock, Paper, Shotgun. I’ll probably write for your publication too. You should totally email me about that.

This site is really just a blog, filled with my inane thoughts, angry rants about stupidity like homeopathy and bad queuing, photographs of my cat, and all the rest of that ghastly nonsense that makes up the remaining percentages of the internet that aren’t frightening pictures of bare ladies. If this front page angers you, your face reddening, veins pulsing on your temples as you smash ancient vases, I recommend bookmarking this page which skips it all. Meanwhile, here are some buttons.