John Walker's Electronic House

And German

by on Jul.09, 2007, under The Rest

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PC Gamer Updates

by on Jul.05, 2007, under The Rest

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I’m In French!

by on Jul.04, 2007, under The Rest

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Olbermann: 4th July Vs. Bush

by on Jul.04, 2007, under The Rest

After this gobsmacking, atrocious story yesterday, Earth’s Greatest Hero, Olbermann, did something an American news anchor has never done – he called for the president and vice president’s resignation.

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Interview: Fallout 3

by on Jul.04, 2007, under The Rest

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Dexter: Emasculated

by on Jul.03, 2007, under Photos

One day in every kitten’s life, a boy must become a eunuch.

Poor old Dex. Only ever blessed with one outside testicle, the other has stayed determinedly indoors. Thought to be either in his abdomen or his groin, it turned out to be both, stuck just after passing from one to the other. Which meant the poor bugger got two incisions, and the biggest bill possible.

Now he mopes. He mopes in his castle, and he mopes in his kitten house.

The king is tired.

And most weirdly, he moped inside the crappy old couch, after finding a rip in the material underneath. And he mopes on Craig’s bed, where he literally licks his wounds in the most peculiar sitting position.

do not want

Click pics for biggies.

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Review: Lost Planet

by on Jul.02, 2007, under The Rest

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My Nemesis

by on Jul.02, 2007, under The Rest

There’s this bird – a dunnock – that sits outside my house and cheeps. How lovely, you might think. A little bird singing its heart out for you to hear. You might think.

This creature, this hellborn fiend, is the bane of my existence.

Every day, every single day, for the last few weeks, this BASTARD has ceaselessly uttered its piercing micro-shriek every two to three seconds, all day long, from before I wake up until after dark. It’s like the most evil car alarm in the world, except you can’t batter its doors in with a shovel. (Oh, but believe me, if I got the chance…)

I believe it has discovered the resonating frequency of my brain. Every time, every single time, it opens its foul little beak, a piece of me dies away. But does it do it with any regularity? Oh no. Nothing so predictable. Two second gap, followed by three second, then a sudden hope inspiring (perhaps it’s had a little birdy heartattack) ten seconds, then a sudden burst of them split seconds apart.

It taunts me, sitting on high tree branches, or telegraph wires, out of reach of my cat, and indeed my own mad, chasing clawed fists. It has successfully driven me insane. To the point where I have been stood on my doorstep at 8am, in my boxershorts and a t-shirt, clutching a super-soaker, trying to drown the little shit in the air. What has become of me? But believe me, I’ve hit it a bunch of times. I’ve sprayed that demon right in its hateful little face. It shuts it up briefly, and thus is worth not only the effort, but the certified madness. My dream: that I get a droplet down its little birdy lungs, and it coughs, lets out a strangled gurgle, and falls to the floor. Dead. Where I will dance around its spiteful corpse, and then feed it to my cat.

Its motivations are territorial. And believe me – it’s working. If it doesn’t bugger off soon, I will.

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Preview: Fallout 3

by on Jul.01, 2007, under The Rest

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Fishies

by on Jun.30, 2007, under The Rest

Stolen from Your Daily Awesome:

Ignore the nonsense at the beginning, and wait for the octopuses.

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