John Walker's Electronic House

For a while I’ve been saying the same joke as I walk through airport security. At the point where we’re all required to take our shoes off, thanks to the failed explosive attempt by shoe bomber Richard Reid, I like to say, “If I were a terrorist, I’d hide my bomb in my underpants. That would make security more interesting.” How we’ve all laughed.

Thanks Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. You totally stole my joke.