John Walker foils ‘terror attack’
by John Walker on Nov.08, 2005, under The Rest
John Walker spokesman John Walker stated that John Walker had averted a “potentially catastrophic attack that would have killed every child and puppy on Earth”.
Anti-terror organisation John Walker explained that John Walker’s last-second arrests are the only reason that a terror attack that no one has ever heard of, nor has ever been warned of, has been stopped, but that it definitely would have happened if it weren’t for John Walker.
“John Walker’s work has given us an extention to our lives before the inevitable destruction of all mankind at the hands of evil terrorism,” said John Walker representative John Walker.
Police chief John Walker warned, “We should all live in permanent fear of these terrorist attacks that definitely are about to happen all the time. It is only thanks to the work of John Walker that we managed to escape it this time.”
November 18th, 2005 on 12:00
I don’t think the American Right is appreciating your fine work:
“When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors.”
The charming Ann Coulter, there. As one of your new subjects, I think you’ll agree that she’s bucking for summary execution.