The War On Underwear
by John Walker on Dec.29, 2009, under The Rest
For a while I’ve been saying the same joke as I walk through airport security. At the point where we’re all required to take our shoes off, thanks to the failed explosive attempt by shoe bomber Richard Reid, I like to say, “If I were a terrorist, I’d hide my bomb in my underpants. That would make security more interesting.” How we’ve all laughed.
Thanks Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. You totally stole my joke.
December 29th, 2009 on 20:53
You make jokes about bombs while going through airport security? Dude, I must be some sort of utter coward.
December 30th, 2009 on 11:31
Now try saying it to the security guards at JFK airport.
Try it.
December 30th, 2009 on 13:59
…says a guy whose name was on the watch list.