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Who Is The Saddest Person?

by on Jul.26, 2009, under The Rest

Do you know who is the saddest person of all the people?

I do.

He’s the guitarist for the female singer on the late night talk show. They’re not a band, they’re just the guys she’s currently hired to play the tune in the background while she’s famous in front of it.

But the guitarist, he’s a proper rock star!

Which he exhibits by bending over backwards with his tongue poking out the corner of his mouth, then stomping around with his head banging, as he strums the twee rubbish.

He is the saddest person of all the people.

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