Clearly Silverman Really Wants Me
by John Walker on Feb.25, 2008, under The Rest
If you didn’t see the video from the Jimmy Kimmel Show where his girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, confesses in song that she’s been fucking Matt Damon, then you’re rubbish at the internet.
It’s here:
Rumours of a revenge video have been around for ages. It’s finally aired. And yes, Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck:
The list of celebrities in there is just insane. You’d normally need to be saving the world to get that much of Hollywood in one place, rather than making a dumb video for a pretend fight on a chat show. But this is by far the preferable result.
February 25th, 2008 on 17:35
Heh.
February 25th, 2008 on 19:36
Wasn’t the Silverman-fucking-Damon-to-stick-it-to-Kimmel vid a fake (as in, she and Damon are having a laugh and not, say, publicly humiliating Kimmel)? If it’s not (and that’s a real cruel thing to do) then Kimmel’s vid is the single greatest piece of public comeback-cum-revenge ever. And what makes it so hilarious is that Kimmel just keeps upping the stakes – oh shit, there’s Ben Affleck. but wait, he’s got Brad Pitt as a delivery guy, and there’s Harrison Ford and… it seems like the whole of Hollywood is singing the damn song.
I now realise the above paragraph includes a greater than usual number of hyphens, and I apologise. Also, John, I wouldn’t consider Sarah Silverman wanting you to be one of those “good things”….
February 25th, 2008 on 20:24
winner.
February 25th, 2008 on 20:44
Her song is better, but his video is. Too much bleeping ruined his, couldn’t make out all the non-bleeped words.
Still, had me giggling away.
February 25th, 2008 on 21:11
Imperial – of course it was a joke.
February 25th, 2008 on 21:16
Thanks for posting this, (it funny). I feared you were ill, what happened?
February 25th, 2008 on 21:49
*Realises his error, slaps own forehead*
Still though, real damn funny.
March 1st, 2008 on 10:20
Is there a non-bleeped version?
Like the nod to Uncle Norm at the end.