THE INTERNET’S GREATEST HERO
by John Walker on Aug.06, 2006, under The Rest
Oh wow, I am The Internet’s Greatest Hero!
And not for just one reason, not three, not fifty, but TWO.
REASON NO. 1
If you score between 55 and 80% on the test posted below, you get the result:
“I imagine you’re the sort that while at school never fell for the “Would you like to join the Pen One Five Club?” joke. You know, after the first time someone did it to you.”
Which led to a moment of pure blissful wonderfulness, where the Internets’ Greatest Draws-er, Charity Larrison, asked me what the “PEN ONE FIVE” club was. Oh yes. YES!
REASON NO. 2
Blaming me directly in the comments below, Masked Dave has posted a Total Eclipse Of The Heart miming video! And as if to try and compete with the astonishing hotness of the girl from the other video, he seems a rather handsome fellow, ladies and the gay.
Oh, if I were the sort to ever write OMG!!!, it would be right now.
August 6th, 2006 on 12:41
You bugger! Not only have I just realised the stunning irony of a guy calling himself ‘Masked’ Dave showing his face to one and all, but I posted that comment to an old thread, where noone but you should have ever seen it! I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D TELL EVERYONE!
*goes to live in a cave*
August 6th, 2006 on 12:59
You dipstick – you posted it to your own blog, and in a live thread on a recent post!
I think an important lesson about posting things on the internet has been learned.
August 6th, 2006 on 13:08
whats the lesson?
if you find youself in too much of a rush to respond right here and now, i can post my home address and credit card details so that you can send a reply via the postal system at your leisure and charge the cost of postage to my bank account.
August 6th, 2006 on 13:10
I prefer the “Do You Want To Join The “BIG FAT COCK scrawled on your hand” Club” game.
KG
August 7th, 2006 on 08:11
Ah, the public school version of the game.
August 7th, 2006 on 11:20
John, is that your hand in the photo?
August 7th, 2006 on 11:21
No. I think it’s fairly reasonable to assume it might be Charity’s. Which it is.
August 7th, 2006 on 11:56
Well, you do have fairly pudgy girly hands. Admittedly, they’re on the end of hulking great hairy gorilla arms, but you can see how I might have been confused.
The Total Eclipse meme post was great BTW. I thought I’d mention that just in case it looked as if I just turn up here to insult you or check your spelling.
Hmm, and now it looks as if I’ve turned up here to insult Charity. So can I just add that her work on the comic she’s doing with Gillen is very good? Because it is. I’m in the middle of reading it now.
August 7th, 2006 on 12:22
I never did the club thing at school. Maybe it didn’t reach Somerset.
Also: I disagree that the girl is particularly hot. Reasonable. But nothing to write home about.
A bit laddish to say, but John started it, and he’s far from laddish.
And Masked Dave: I like the house. Can’t go wrong with oak beams.
August 7th, 2006 on 12:25
Also:
Need someone to do some Pink Floyd miming stuff next. Comfortably numb’d work great.
“When AAAAAIII was a child! I had a fleeting glimpse! Out of the corner of my EYE! [points frantically at eye!]”
Or Supertramp. Asylum maybe. “SAILBOAT RIDE! HE AIN’T EVER LIKELY TO!”
August 7th, 2006 on 12:43
1. Masked Dave – you win at spinning.
2. KG – yes we know.
3. MWH – a good way to tell us apart is that I have sparkly nail polish. except at that exact moment in time it was kind of chipped and there is nothing worse than pudgy girly hands with chipped nail polish and a great biro PEN15 scrawled across the back. at least one element had to go. i am sure you understand.
4. Bob – giving people pink floyd earworms is excessive cruelty especially first thing in the morning
August 7th, 2006 on 13:16
Charity – I’ve never been entirely convinced that John wouldn’t wear nail polish, given the opportunity. After all, I have witnessed many of his
disastersadventures in hair colouring.August 7th, 2006 on 13:35
i am 100% in favor of boys who wear nail polish. I think John Walker’s color would be shiny black though rather than sparkly.
August 7th, 2006 on 14:50
Isn’t black just for emo kids? these days?
Yes, John should wear it.
August 9th, 2006 on 10:31
No he shouldn’t !!! !
August 9th, 2006 on 19:40
Oh, and John, have you seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh1C0prGaGk
August 10th, 2006 on 05:24
I’m casting a vote in favor of the nail polish, with a request for pictures as well. Just something to tide your audience over, until there’s a new Brian maybe?
August 11th, 2006 on 09:17
We’re soon to be overdue the eagerly awaited Unca Brian issue
…..(aren’t we?
………..please!?)