A Short Appeal
by John Walker on Jul.21, 2006, under The Rest
Ladies and gentlemen, please listen to this short appeal:
Every day a DS game belonging to John Walker goes missing. There are now tens of thousands of DS games wandering the streets, lonely, hungry and without love.
Please, if you know the whereabouts of any of the following DS games that belong to John Walker, then give generously, and return them to a home where they will receive love, and then eventual rejection and dust.
Project Rub (I think that might be Kieron)
Rub Rabbits (And again)
Tony Hawk’s American Sk8land
Lost In Blue
Thank you, and remember, for every DS game you return, you will receive over fifty billion pounds*
Goodnight.
*This might be a lie
July 21st, 2006 on 14:51
I have a copy of Lost in Blue I haven’t played yet. It’s not yours! My mum gave it to me for Christmas.
July 21st, 2006 on 14:56
Does your mum hate you?
July 21st, 2006 on 15:40
i don’t understand why they make those things so small
July 21st, 2006 on 18:27
Not all mums are small. Look at Jo Brand.
July 21st, 2006 on 19:47
You’re wrong. All mum’s are small.
July 21st, 2006 on 19:47
And mums. Oh the grammarality.
July 24th, 2006 on 13:11
No!
I asked for DS games. I don’t, currently, have a DS, though.
July 27th, 2006 on 15:15
What’s a DS?