Nintendo Are Number 1!
by John Walker on Apr.27, 2006, under The Rest
Yeah, every blog in the world is onto this, but I’m still joining in as I had to go out when the news was announced, and I want a go.
Nintendo, in case you’ve not looked at the internet, have announced that the Revolution is to be called the Nintendo Wii.
Pronounced: “Wee”.
So, after an hour sat in the fading evening glow of a clement Bath pub garden/carpark, and one hundred wee-jokes later, I want to compile the Ultimate List of Wee/Wii Jokes.
I definitely am going to queue up for a Wii. I might wait until the Wii prices are slashed. I really want a Wii right now, but I’m going to have to wait. Apparently to make your Wii work, you’re going to have to shake your wand…
Please, fill the comments with your toilet humour.
April 27th, 2006 on 22:38
I hope you’re not too late with this. It’d be nice to see your blog make a big splash.
April 27th, 2006 on 22:50
A wee splash, surely?
April 27th, 2006 on 23:47
Man, the marketing guy who came up with this one was a real whizz.
April 28th, 2006 on 01:17
It’s all pish to me…
Although there could be a spurt of bad puns.
It bladder be good…
April 28th, 2006 on 07:15
“The Nintendo Wii.”
It’s only a matter of time before the other console manufacturers get in on the act; the Sony Pu is bound to follow soon.
Though I’m sure it’ll always be…number 2.
(with thanks to Punt and Dennis)
April 28th, 2006 on 07:18
Oops. Man didn’t notice actual blog entry was titled, “Nintendo Are Number 1!” – thereby making obsolete the rubbish pun in that there last comment.
Man was annoyed by this.
April 28th, 2006 on 08:36
And there will be a big movement behind the Microsoft Crap.
April 28th, 2006 on 09:13
From the point of the media manufacturing industry, we are looking forward to being up to our knees in Wii in peak season.
April 28th, 2006 on 09:32
Urine the game with Wii?
April 28th, 2006 on 10:27
Just a tinkle, I think you’ll find that will be the company slogan when the latest incarnation of Fifa is released on the Wii.
“E.A. Watersports: Urine the Game”
April 28th, 2006 on 12:38
“Star Trek” on the Wii
“It’s n good, Captain, I canna hold it” ….. er…. “her”
April 28th, 2006 on 13:19
‘Gamers to lap up Nintendo’s Wii.’
April 28th, 2006 on 19:52
“It bladder be good…” and “And there will be a big movement behind the Microsoft Crap.”
are aweful. Awefully good. Anti-jokes if you will.
Well we’ve got a shipment of 100 of the new Nintendo here on Auction Telly Programme, at two hundred pounds each!
Now, if you read the bottom of your screen with your eyes you will see a number which you can read using your eyes and brain. That’s it.
Now, if you want a new Nintendo box, type that number into your phone with your fat fingers and give us a tinkle.
What a pay off after all that.
“The Nintendo Wii will be just as satisfying as holding in a big wee for ages and finally getting to the loo and just relaxing as a thick yellow river spurts forth and you bladder relaxes”
By the way Steve W (Steve Williams of PCG?) John Walker hates Punt and Dennis.
April 28th, 2006 on 21:08
It’s Steve Wilkinson of the Bemli Institute, and he too had better hate Punt and Dennis, or he’ll get whatfor.
April 28th, 2006 on 22:53
Rebranded MYFAMLi of late, but yes Mr Arctor, I am well aware of Mr Walker’s Punt and Dennis hate. They are more than deserving of anyone’s loathing and are to recieve honorary thanks after the relaying of any bad pun or “well funny” topical allusion.
April 29th, 2006 on 22:55
Do the ladies need to Wii sitting down, or must they Wii standing up like the boys?
May 6th, 2006 on 21:01
John. What *have* you started?