An End To Richard Curtis
by John Walker on Mar.04, 2006, under The Rest
A friend has taken a rant of mine seriously, and pointed out that it’s a good idea.
If enough people got together and pledged to pay a small monthly fee, just a couple of pounds each, then we could pay Richard Curtis to never write another single word in the remains of his festering idiotic cesspool of a life.
Imagine the world without the useless skinbag vomiting his loathsome films and TV programmes over us every six months! Imagine how we could walk the streets safe in the knowledge of not seeing a poster of Hugh Bloody Grant flapping his charisma-free wet dishcloth of a face. It would be a new dawn.
Someone set up a website and a Paypal button.
March 4th, 2006 on 03:38
It wouldn’t work, and you know it.
Life’s problems aren’t that simple – or in this case, legal – to deal with. Sometimes stabbing is the only option.
March 4th, 2006 on 13:29
Or you could just change the channel
March 4th, 2006 on 23:36
Ha!
No.
Stabby. You know it’s right.
March 5th, 2006 on 11:13
Who?
March 5th, 2006 on 12:01
roBurky, you’re already on the internet. I think you might be able to solve the enigma for yourself.
March 5th, 2006 on 22:08
I could, but I don’t really care. If I looked up everyone that somebody on the internet disliked, I’d be doing it all day.
March 5th, 2006 on 22:24
Sorry, that wasn’t meant to come out sounding nasty.
March 6th, 2006 on 15:03
I’m rather more worried that anyone has to ask. ‘Who?’ indeed. Cuh.