Review: Restricted Area
by botherer on Jul.26, 2005, under The Rest
Hello indeed. This glorious legend represents the very first spoken words in RPG-lite Restricted Area, (should you be playing as one of the two available female characters). Typos are not the be-all and end-all of civilisation (that honour goes to incorrectly used apostrophes), but their inclusion is never a good sign. Opening with one – that achieves ‘omen’ status.
Well, it would seem that I am over on Eurogamer. Lovely news.
Because, in all I do, I am just a shallow shadowy imitation of Kieron Gillen, I thought I’d copy his promotional ways with the above.
July 26th, 2005 on 20:20
well, this is a very good review. and more important than most that you write, Mr Walker. because you have actually some space for text. which comes in handy if you have to say a deeper thought or two about the game. i wish it was always so in PCG, too.
July 26th, 2005 on 20:53
Thanks pharoahe_monch. Much appreciated.
July 26th, 2005 on 21:43
You aren’t that shadowy, John.
July 26th, 2005 on 21:46
You say the kindest things.
July 26th, 2005 on 22:12
Fuh. I’m cross with Eurogamer ever since they said they were interested in taking me onboard, then never ever got back to me.
Cool, though.
July 27th, 2005 on 07:38
I like how the cartoon makes me look less fat than I actually am. And also makes Kieron look exactly as gay as he actually is.
July 27th, 2005 on 10:25
Ah John, a mental image confirmed.
July 27th, 2005 on 10:37
I’d say it’s a pretty good likeness on all parts.
July 30th, 2005 on 12:26
I’m just disturbed that it makes it appear that Stu actually broken my arm or something.
KG