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19 Comments for this entry

  • Bobsy

    Except:

    1) 8 out of 10 cats = not funny
    2) Mock the Week = far too funny
    3) I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue = entirely ignored. Why the fuck?

  • Bobsy

    Ahem. Except without the vitriolic profanity. Your pardon, sir.

  • John

    1) No, it’s a bit funny.
    2) What? How can something be “too funny”? Also, no it’s not – it’s hopelessly awful.
    3) Remind me how ISIHAC is topical, you great fool.

  • bob_arctor

    Urm John again I must say, lighten up a bit. 8/10 is yes quite funny, depending on the guests, but Mock the Week I think for the most is the funniest thing on TV at the moment. /waits for anger filled reply :P

  • bob_arctor

    Ouch. Reading that page will spoil the programme tonight. I may well be in the cynics camp by the time I get to the end!

  • bob_arctor

    Whoops!
    I see, you wrote it!

  • John

    What are you on about, you loon? Reading my review of a rubbish programme will change the content of an unbroadcast edition? HAS EVERYONE GONE MAD? Start again, and this time make any sense at all.

    Also, no, you mustn’t say “lighten up a bit”. It’s up there with “get a life” and “you should get out more” in terms of unutterable stupidity.

    I need better readers.

  • Tim R

    I’m trying to work out how I can unread your blog, realising too late that I am unworthy. Any suggestions?

  • John

    Send me enough money.

  • Kowalski

    Mock The Week is dire. Something THAT scripted can never be funny.

  • John

    Well, yes it can. Most programmes are scripted. Like sitcoms, for instance.

    However, a programme so poorly pretending to not be scripted, but being so obviously scripted to try and sound like it’s not scripted, can never be funny.

  • Tim R

    how much is enough money, John? And enough for what? Are you going to develop one of those thingies that they have in men in black, to erase my memory, with your ill-gotten gains?

    and had it ever occurred to you that television companies would love that invention, because they could broadcast endless repeats without your knowing it? only, wouldn’t there be problems with the mesh of associations, the kind of thing that is encountered in eternal sunshine, with things that are commonplace being erased because they have now been associated with the thing that is supposed to be erased, or else the thing not being erased, because certain fundamental links cannot be erased without complete cretinism being the result? so think carefully before accepting that psychotechnology phd you were thinking about. if you can remember thinking about it. before I erased your memory. remotely. hmmm.

  • John

    I forgot why I was reading that halfway through, and stopped.

  • bob_arctor

    Sorry for my lunacy.
    It’s just that cycnicism is catchy and I caught some.

    What about the fighting over the microphone stand. Is that scripted fighting?

  • John

    Yeah, I wondered if I’d get away with that. I remain safely not-famous-enough to escape the wrath of Private Eye, however.

  • Clare

    John — 27/5/2005

    “No one else, anywhere, has better commenters than me.”

    John – 4/7/2005

    “I need better readers.”

    So much change in such a short space of time. You should finish reading Tim’s comment…I thought it was funny!

  • John

    Clare — 6/7/2005

    “So much change in such a short space of time.”

    Clare — 6/7/2005

    “You should finish reading Tim’s comment…I thought it was funny!”

    All said.