by botherer on Jul.21, 2004, under The Rest
Please be advised: The difference between the smell of rats, and the control fur creature, the shrew, is 17 Baboons. That’s 17 Baboons.
Please adjust any charts to account for this – previous results were not as accurate.
Thank you.
July 21st, 2004 on 11:00
I query your scientific methods. Please detail the working for this conclusion.
July 21st, 2004 on 11:04
SMELL OF RATS – SMELL OF SHREWS = 17 Standard Difference Units.
Standard Difference Units (STUs) are measured by the width of a baboon at sunrise.
Don’t make me draw a graph.
July 21st, 2004 on 11:06
Why is the acronym for Standard Difference Units “STUs”, not “SDUs”? This seems typical of your sloppy, amateurish research work.
July 21st, 2004 on 11:07
Also, I demand that you draw a graph.
July 21st, 2004 on 11:08
It’s from the Swedish. Duh – don’t you even know *anything*?
It’s people like you that let the terrozrizts win.
July 21st, 2004 on 11:09
I HATE THOSE FUKCIGN TERROZRIZTS!
July 21st, 2004 on 12:16
Say NO to drugs.
July 21st, 2004 on 19:39
Your findings have severe implications. Factoring this new data into current Grand Unified Theory implies that the Universe imploded last week after a chain reaction started by an unwashed lemur.
July 21st, 2004 on 22:04
I could’ve sworn I ran the lemur bath…