John Walker's Electronic House

I’m not sure if I’m one for posting IM conversations on blogs. Oh, I am.

[15:21] sian: John…
[15:21] John: yes
[15:21] sian: I am your father
[15:22] John: NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!
[15:22] sian: JOIN ME
[15:22] John: NEVER!
[15:22] John: …
[15:22] John: OH YUCK!
[15:22] John: That means I… KISSED MY SISTER!
[15:22] John: with tongues and everything
[15:22] sian: you ming
[15:22] sian: that’s rough
[15:22] John: oh that’s so gross, I’m going to have to destroy you father
[15:23] sian: bring it on
[15:23] John: mmnnneeowwwwwww
[15:23] sian: I’m not evil master of the universe for nothing!
[15:23] sian: mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnEEEEEEEOW
[15:23] John: ffsshhhhhhhhneeeoooooowwwwwww
[15:23] John: fsshhhhhhh
[15:23] John: ffffffshhhhhh
[15:23] John: tisshhhhhhh
[15:23] sian: woooooooooorrrrrrrrOOOOOOOOM
[15:24] John: OW! my hand. I can’t remember which fight this happens in, but let’s assume it’s now. OW!
[15:24] sian: MWAH HA HA
[15:24] sian: [cuts the other one off]
[15:24] John: Oh, if only I’d paid attention in these films to know what to do now
[15:25] sian: oh if only I’d ever watched them
[15:25] John: LOOK OVER THERE!
[15:25] sian: WOW
[15:25] John: [reaches for giant SpaceGun]
[15:25] John: KA-ZAAAPPPPP
[15:25] sian: it’s my huge army come to save me!
[15:25] sian: >sets 1000000 soldiers onto John< [15:25] John: oh crap, I knew I should have thought of a better distraction than hiring the opposing army to come en force [15:26] sian: I knew that i should have sent you to a better school [15:26] John: well, you win it seems, dad. Congralulations on your new universe [15:26] sian: cheers dude [15:26] sian: fancy a pint? [15:27] John: is this another of your tricks? [15:27] sian: I absoloutely promise that I haven't spiked it with cyanide [15:27] John: then yes, sirreee