Suede Tribute
by John Walker on May.08, 2006, under The Rest
For reasons too simple to explain I was given cause today to write an impression of 1990s dying cat impersonators, Suede. Feeling very pleased with myself, I reproduce it here:
Thiiiis is the ooonly verse I botherrrrrred with.
I didn’t really try with this oooone eeeeiiither.
Thiiiis is the ooonly verse I botherrrrrred with.
Even two lines of iiiiiiit aaarre the saaaaaame.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Can I have a million pounds now please?
May 8th, 2006 on 16:36
You’re only jealous ’cause they’ve got better hair than you.
May 8th, 2006 on 16:39
J’adore les poemes de John.
May 9th, 2006 on 15:53
He’s been at the Animal Nitrate again.
May 10th, 2006 on 23:41
Rubbish, as it includes no reference to suburban skies or concrete.
May 11th, 2006 on 07:56
That only really applies to their later work, as highlighted in the excreable Dog Man Star. I skived off school to go and see them in Newcastle in 1993, you know.
May 14th, 2006 on 17:16
Try listening to the lyrics to Stay Together and reassess.
May 18th, 2006 on 07:43
Broaden appeal-base to Middle-aged-plus nerdy/geek market by putting a “Fa-” in front of the “la-la-la”s every so often
i.e. “Fa-la-la-la….”etc.