Review: Trackmania United
by John Walker on Feb.26, 2007, under The Rest
Here are the two greatest things about Trackmania: The instant restart, and bouncing on water. The two encapsulate everything you need to know about the lunatic action racing, with its crack-like “one more go” addiction, and the nonsensically playful fun of when you when and you and… CRASH.
Restart
Nothing makes me swear like Trackmania. The language that’s come out of my mouth over the last few days would wilt a field of the sturdiest flowers. My little kitten has been blushing through his fur and jumping from the desk in horror at the new words his cute widdle ears have been learning. And indeed the new combinations of words. I think the phrase about which I am most proud so far has been “cockflaps”. Let alone the astonishing stringing together of all manner of foulness as I’ve failed to make a jump for the forty-seventh time in a row. As if a sailor were bred with a… oh, um… PUS-FILLED BUM-SHI…
Almost a concept review!
February 27th, 2007 on 00:03
Awesomeness.
That goes for both the review and the new TM. Time for me to watch those 1000 car videos again in preperation methinks.