Review: Condemned (PC)
by John Walker on Apr.23, 2006, under The Rest
I’m going to prove that you’re a really sick puppy: You want serial killers to kill again.
It doesn’t really matter whether it’s a super-evil baddy in a movie, or someone rampaging, reported on the real life news – a horrid, secret part of your mind wants them do get another victim. It makes the story better. It makes it more exciting.
But it’s only you that thinks that way, and the rest of us are sickened by you.
Keeping Sundays special.
April 23rd, 2006 on 12:34
Who’s John Walker, anyways?
April 23rd, 2006 on 13:15
It’s safer not to ask.
April 23rd, 2006 on 15:18
John Walker is the internet’s first zombie games reviewer. Discovered in a mass grave in Guildford by former pre-raphaelite model Kieron Gillen, John’s decaying presence in PC Gamer lends it an air of preternatural horror not found in other gaming publications.
But generally speaking, it is safer not to ask. I mean, you wouldn’t want your brains eaten, now, would you?