The They’re Back Archive

They’re Back is the monthly spread for re-released games in PC Gamer. Due to the unique way our Future contracts break our kneecaps with a bat, the right to our material returns to us after six months, but remains the subject of a fraught and unpleasant custody battle, spending alternate weekends at either house. Anyway, it means that I can reproduce the columns here AND THERE’S NOTHING THEY CAN DO. Read them! Read them all! And then laugh in their horrible money-eating faces.