Hello, welcome, and sit down. I'm John Walker, a freelance writer based in the UK, willingly swapping words for money. You can currently find my work in PC Gamer, on Eurogamer, and at the all-surpassing, world-destroying Rock, Paper, Shotgun. Amongst others. This site is the place for my idle, idle thoughts, occasional rants, meandering tales, television reviews, and photographs of a cat. Contact me by email magic. Unless it's to complain about white text on a black background.
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Bank Holiday Bumday more like, stuck inside working while the sun comes out for the first time in over 370 years. 3 days ago
I think I've figured out Cameron's money-saving plan. Closing the FSA, closing NHS Direct: he's trying to get us all killed. 4 days ago
Could all people incapable of shutting up during pub quiz questions please just stop breathing forever. Thanks. I hate you. 4 days ago
February 14th, 2008 on 15:04
Oh, I thought the best reason was when she picked Celine Dion’s song as her campaign theme song.
Go, Obama! Go! I think even my dad may vote for him. And that, friends, means The End is Near.
February 15th, 2008 on 09:47
Why no sound on mine?
February 15th, 2008 on 11:31
Because you have your sound switched off?
February 15th, 2008 on 17:23
I feel vaguely sick.
Hillary for you and (spew)