Hello, welcome, and sit down. I'm John Walker, a freelance writer based in the UK, willingly swapping words for money. You can currently find my work in PC Gamer, on Eurogamer, and at the all-surpassing, world-destroying Rock, Paper, Shotgun. Amongst others. This site is the place for my idle, idle thoughts, occasional rants, meandering tales, television reviews, and photographs of a cat. Contact me by email magic. Unless it's to complain about white text on a black background.
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At the Bristol Harbour Festival, where the dead and terminally stupid gather to shuffle aimlessly into each other without purpose or hope. 19 hrs ago
Whenever people in movies feel cold it's a sign they're about to die. I've found this rarely proves to be the case in real life. 1 day ago
My housemate Lisa is an extraordinary artist. This might be one of my favourite pieces of hers: http://goo.gl/kQ9v1 day ago
October 25th, 2007 on 16:35
So did your dad make that? Um, well I’m seeing him tomorrow. Not that that’s in anyway interesting. It’s tooth time.
October 25th, 2007 on 19:56
Proof he loves your cat best of all. Or did he make this for Wil, too?
October 26th, 2007 on 00:37
Given the amount of space for his “victims”, it does seem almost perfect for Dexter.
October 26th, 2007 on 09:21
What I really need to know is, does Dexter use the ladder?
October 26th, 2007 on 09:46
He has used the ladder, yes.
October 26th, 2007 on 11:20
I am glad
October 27th, 2007 on 14:54
Wil is jealous
October 30th, 2007 on 08:37
Wil wants a ladder?
November 10th, 2007 on 03:49
You just HAD TO GO THERE DIDN’T YOU!!!
OF COURSE YOUR DAD’S BETTER… MY DAD IS DEAD!!! *SOB*
BASTARD!
November 10th, 2007 on 18:31
Another point to my dad!