You appear to have provided him with a giant DEATH SPIDER. Happy Birthday Dex. I am appeased by the fact that Dexterz Castell is still fully formed and ready to repel all intruders.
OMG! Dexter, sorry this message is 2 days late. Happy birthday to the bestest cat in the universe xxxxx I think you should tell John to actually put something in that large box he gave you…
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October 1st, 2007 on 15:11
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October 1st, 2007 on 17:10
You appear to have provided him with a giant DEATH SPIDER. Happy Birthday Dex. I am appeased by the fact that Dexterz Castell is still fully formed and ready to repel all intruders.
October 3rd, 2007 on 11:40
Big birthday kisses Dex and could you play with me next time I see you instead of running away? Love Wil. xxxxx
October 3rd, 2007 on 14:03
OMG! Dexter, sorry this message is 2 days late. Happy birthday to the bestest cat in the universe xxxxx I think you should tell John to actually put something in that large box he gave you…