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June 25th, 2007 on 23:17
You mean he didn’t build it himself?
YOU HAVE SHATTERED ALL OF OUR DREAMS.
June 25th, 2007 on 23:20
Also, you may need some extra help with your spelling and handwriting.
June 25th, 2007 on 23:25
John: You know that episode of Spaced where they dress up the dog in little edwardian costumes and laugh while a sickening music-box sound rings? You are about Two weeks away from doing that.
Kill the cat. It’s for both of your own goods.
Grammars failings.
KG
June 26th, 2007 on 08:26
In ur boxez
Bein feudal
June 27th, 2007 on 08:32
Damnit Kieron! Could you at least tell me what episode that is, so I can find it on youtube? I’ve searching for ages.
June 27th, 2007 on 08:40
Never mind, found it.
He has a point.
June 27th, 2007 on 16:43
It’s too small. He can barely fit through the gate!
June 27th, 2007 on 23:54
He fits through it fine, thanks.
June 28th, 2007 on 12:30
Call THAT a castle! Psaugh!!! I’ll build him one in August …would he like a drawbridge?
By the way, can I request a “Brian’s guide” to knees? … on commission, of course.
June 28th, 2007 on 22:15
I guess you’ve found your new calling then. I’ll take 3 of them.
June 29th, 2007 on 12:05
His or mine, eh?
July 17th, 2007 on 21:37
Oh God I’m tempted to do the same. Which makes me a) someone with no original ideas. And b) a man who builds castles for cats…