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March 3rd, 2006 on 20:31
but there are no hills in chicago! stop hating on my urban landscape.
March 4th, 2006 on 08:13
I suppose attempting to roll down the side of skyscrapers would be a little too extreme?
March 4th, 2006 on 16:17
Very true. They do put grass over trash mounds, though, and call them “sled hills” in the winter. I could always try that, but again not 3 times every week for sure. That and ‘d probably die of some disease.